i spent a total of 2 and a half minutes drawing this absolute masterpiece in ms paint

IP Tard was born when some delusional crypto bro thought “owning the IP” was the key to making his shitcoin go to trillions.

bet.

I drew this brain-dead drooling legend in literally 2.5 minutes, I might've registered the copyright like a true IP larpmaxxer, and now we’re pretending this changes everything.

This is the mascot that owns himself. He’s retarded, he’s copyrighted, and he’s ready to make it.

© IP TARD 2026.

All rights reserved. No utility. No refunds. No brain cells.